![tedsfuzzythoughts:
I think I might be the heir to a throne somewhere. Like in Europe. I’m probably not first in line or anything, but I bet after a bunch of my sickly or gay cousins die, it’ll be King Ted time! And then some fancy guy named Balthazaar would ring my doorbell one day and be like,
“Are you Ted?”
And I’d be like, “Depends who’s asking.”
And he’d be like, “my name is Balthazaar just like you fantasized my name would be,”
and then I would be like, “you just blew my mind Balthazaar. Are you here to tell me I’m a king?”
Anyway, after my “Brewster’s Millions”/”Coming To America” moment and my fancy crossing to Europe (which would involve lots of “cute” etiquette faux paws [don’t hate] on my part, which would be received with humorous shock and horror by the REAL fancy people). Oh the fuckin’ laughs!
But seriously, I would be a very generous king. All the uptight women in my kingdom will be given free “female cures” by famed German Doctor Skiddy Von Shudder. You see, these are really just pussy massages in a medical setting that result in these uptight fancy women having their first orgasm and therefore awakening their “kindly vag spirits” as Dr. Skiddy would say, and making all the men in the kingdom happy!
And as everyone knows, happy citizens are productive citizens. This is a no lose kingdom!
TEDTOPIA? TEDELOT? EL TEDORADO?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lzv5vEfq1rsfjeco1_400.jpg)
I think I might be the heir to a throne somewhere. Like in Europe. I’m probably not first in line or anything, but I bet after a bunch of my sickly or gay cousins die, it’ll be King Ted time! And then some fancy guy named Balthazaar would ring my doorbell one day and be like,
“Are you Ted?”
And I’d be like, “Depends who’s asking.”
And he’d be like, “my name is Balthazaar just like you fantasized my name would be,”
and then I would be like, “you just blew my mind Balthazaar. Are you here to tell me I’m a king?”
Anyway, after my “Brewster’s Millions”/”Coming To America” moment and my fancy crossing to Europe (which would involve lots of “cute” etiquette faux paws [don’t hate] on my part, which would be received with humorous shock and horror by the REAL fancy people). Oh the fuckin’ laughs!
But seriously, I would be a very generous king. All the uptight women in my kingdom will be given free “female cures” by famed German Doctor Skiddy Von Shudder. You see, these are really just pussy massages in a medical setting that result in these uptight fancy women having their first orgasm and therefore awakening their “kindly vag spirits” as Dr. Skiddy would say, and making all the men in the kingdom happy!
And as everyone knows, happy citizens are productive citizens. This is a no lose kingdom!
TEDTOPIA? TEDELOT? EL TEDORADO?
This has always been one of my favorite internet videos. This man’s utter humiliation is an endless source of joy for me. The breezy, unruffled black newsman personality he worked his whole lifetime to construct becomes totally unravelled in half a second. There’s no coming back from this. The day that happened to him, was his effective death date.
On a local television dance show in Idaho in February 1958, local teens dance to one of the biggest dance crazes out of the late-1950’s called The Stroll…
A Hot Summer Night With Donna - 1983
Someone found a letter you wrote me, on the radio
And they told the world just how you felt
It must have fallen out of a hole in your old brown overcoat
They never said your name
But I knew just who they meant.
I was so surprised and shocked, and I wondered, too
If by chance you heard it for yourself
I never told a soul just how I’ve been feeling about you
But they said it really loud
They said it on the air
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa oh oh oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
Now, now
Don’t it kinda strike you sad when you hear our song
Things are not the same since we broke up last June
The only thing that I want to hear is that you love me still
And that you think you’ll be comin’ home real soon
Whoa, oh, yeah, yeah
And it made me feel proud when I heard you say
You couldn’t find the words to say it yourself
And now in my heart I know I can say what I really feel
Cause they said it really loud
They said it on the air
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Played in shorter version:
If you think that love isn’t found on the radio
Well tune right in you made find the love you lost
Cause now I’m sitting here with the man I sent away long ago
It sounded really loud
They said it really loud
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
On the radio
Whoa, oh, oh
{Be Gees One Night Only full concert video }
I remember working this show . I was still drunk from the night before. I didn’t really feel like sneaking to the side of stage like other shows. Oh, well another one gone this week.
(Source: youtube.com)
About me
I love Heckling girls on Cam 4 as a guy. Making men question their sexuality in chats. I guess you can say I’m a people person :) I like to take long walks on the beach and pretend I’m in a douche commercial. I believe that children are our future! Soup is my passion . I also love the smell of clean laundry straight out the dryer, Watching free porn , Helping the earth live longer! I hope to find a special partner who loves the simple pleasures in life.
I fucking Hate Del Taco!
